Moving on...Did I mention in my last blurb that I was going to the Illinois/Penn State game on Saturday. I lied. I will never under any circumstance admit that I attended that game. I will happily admit that I attended the Illinois/Michigan State hockey game, which certainly made the drive worthwhile. They embarrassed the Spartans on Saturday with a final score of 8-2. They also slapped MSU around the prior evening with a score of 8-0. Illini hockey is not affiliated with the NCAA as they are associated with the ACHA. They were crowned ACHA Champions in 2005 and are currently ranked #1 with an unbeaten record of 8-0. I used to be a regular at Illini hockey games when I resided in the Champaign area so this was my 1st trip back. Folks, these guys are good so I highly recommend checking them out if the opportunity should arise. For more info. on Illini Hockey, click below.
So the Sox are up 2-0 in the World Series. They travel to Houston to see if they can't wrap this party up in four games. I suppose I wouldn't mind seeing the Astros suffer just a little. Next topic of discussion.
I know everyone is dying to know what I have cooked up for Helloween. I can confirm that the costume is nearing completion. The key parts, shall we say, have been carefully crafted and prepared for the festivities. However, I will keep you, my loyal readers....all two or three of you, in suspense for now.
Yes....I know.
As a teaser, I've listed some highlights of my history of Helloween costumes below. Some won awards, some got me laid, and a few got enough attention to last a lifetime. These are chronological for the most part.
Vampire - original no, but isn't everyone a vampire at least once in their life? At least I wasn't a ghost.
Life-Size Gizmo - well, grade school kid-sized anyway (hand crafted by my dear mother)
Darth Vader - one of my favorites as it was bad @ss & also hand crafted by my mums)
Jason - again not that original, but it was cool once.
Axl Rose circa 1991-1993 - included catcher's chest protector & one roll of tube socks stuffed down my shorts
Super Condom - I not only promoted safe sex with my costume, but I handed out condoms throughout the bar. Some were also inflated & spanked across the dance floor. Condomania.
The 7ft. Lovable, Squeezable Penis - by far my all-time most outrageous costume to date. I was stroked endlessly all night.
Life-Size Bloody Tampon - Gross but funny as hell apart from the fake blood that I managed to get everywhere.
That brings us up-to-date. Soon another will be added to the hall of Helloween.
Well, it is no longer Sunday evening so I believe sleep is in order. I have been slacking miserably with music news, concert updates, & all other associated shite so tune in next time for an onslaught of all things music. Also more Helloween madness & who knows what else?
Until then....
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