February 28, 2005

Show Us Your Boobs

So I've recently found a new video game affliction that has managed to suck every ounce of 'free' time from me for the past week. If you were one of the many who lost friends, lovers, or marriage partners compliments of a vicious Sims addition, then stop reading this now. If nudity and debauchery are not your cup of tea, then this is probably not the game for you. Now that you have been forewarned, I digress....

Playboy: The Mansion Review for PS2
This game is the wet dream Sims fantasy that you filthy minded gamers have been waiting for - especially if you're male. This game consists of sex, bunnies, and plenty of boobs. You are Hugh Hefner. Your overall goal is to establish and maintain the Playboy empire. This consists of hiring a staff of journalists, photographers, and Playmates. It also consists of throwing parties as well as meeting and greeting celebrities. The interface is identical to The Sims. You can remodel, add/delete items, and change various parameters as you see fit. The character interaction is also very similar as you are able to communicate and carry out actions with other characters. This includes making out, insulting, belittling, and yes even sex. You can maintain business and/or casual relationships, but multiple girlfriends can be tricky. The demographics for this game definitely lean towards the male gender, but I recommend everyone (perhaps 18 & over) checking this one out. If anything ladies, it's an opportunity to comprehend the male "lifestyle" and just how f*cked up boys really are. Only kidding boys....


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